A Letter to 2009

Dear 2009,

I wrote a similar letter to my lover, 2008, last year. We had quite a bad break up, you see. I was annoyed with 2008 and I was tired of the.. well… shit that came along with 2008. He was that sorta like The Kardishans; interesting at first but then just plain and fucking annoying later on.

But, 2009, this letter is not about 2008. It is about you. I had high hopes for you my dear. I had hoped you would be better than 2008; a new chapter, a new life.

And I will not lie to you my dear. You had your moments.There were days where you embraced me, and smiled upon me so vividly, that my soul smiled with you. My soul laughed and my heart beat with no worry, because I knew that you were there to treat me well.  You made sure that my family smiled, you made sure that I got to a good start at uni and hey, you made sure Pakistani won the Twenty20 Cup. Life was good.

But you were also terrifying 2009. You strongly reminded me of 2008;  turning into a violent man, making me scared, revolted, and broken. You are soaked with the blood of the innocent lives from Pakistan, Iran, Palestine, Zimbabwe.. I could go on. The financial world pretty much collapsed with you, creating unemployment and poverty. Fathers had to go back home, with their heads lowered, trying to figure out how to tell their children that from now on, things had to be different.

And then you killed Michael Jackson. I mean, for God’s sake, Michael Jackson.  By then I had realised that your priorities were a bit misplaced. Anyone who decides to kill off Michael Jackson instead of, ooooh,  Sean Hannity, is an idiot. And instead of apologizing you kill Brittney Murphy? Jerk

And then you killed brain cells by bringing Bollywood to Hollywood (or Hollywood to Bollywood). You are obviously a very, very terrible matchmaker. Anyone knows that Bollywood and Hollywood is a marriage bound to go wrong. Thanks to you, now I can’t even watch an Indian movie without feeling I’m watching some amateur porn movie. Do I really wanna see Kareena Kapoor ride Saif Ali Khan? I’m sorry, but I am sure Sharon Stone has that covered.

Speaking of Hollywood, you son-of-bitch, you turned beauty from Beyonce to Megan Fox. I am sorry 2009, but I can’t walk around as if I can’t close my lips, have a 20 inch waist and say ”I’m not even a back-door virgin”.  I just can’t okay? Just like I can’t weigh 50 kg, have double Ds and be 178 cm tall. I don’t think men can be 190 cm, have 10 pacs AND be able to cook at the same time either. You set some serious high standards, and it’s killing the rest of us, okay?  

But as I said, you had your moments. The Oscar opening was one of them. Closing that damn Amanda Knox case was also one of them. The Swiss vote on the minaret ban was not, but it just proved what bullshit direct democracy is so I guess it was a good moment too.  And, who can forget Lady Gaga? You actually, now that I think of it, apologized for the Megan Fox thing by proving that a girl who isn’t going to make it on the FHM list can actually be super rich, super famous AND regard herself sexy anyway.

But I think it is time for me to move on. 2010 doesn’t seem more promising than you, but at least he seems a bit more optimistic. 2010 will be a new chapter in my life. But I will not forget you 2009. You, like 2008 and all the rest, are a chapter in my life. A chapter that is vital to my story and to my life.

So let us part, 2009, with bittersweet memories and I hope you go down as well with your other partners (what did you think I was putting you out for?). I know men and women that you have dated will be either pleased or pissed off with you.

I am content.

Goodbye 2009.  It was, at the end of the day, a pleasure knowing you.

Best Regards,

Mamashaal (( desi diva ))

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Bips Angry On Rohit Shetty

2009 Diwali was a surprise to all the Bollywood audience. Three movies were competed at the Box Office on that day. Blue , Main Aur Mrs Khanna and All The Best are those three movies. No one considered All The Best. Every one felt that, the competition is between Blue and Main Aur Mrs Khanna only. Because both the movies are high budget ventures and came with high technical values and never seen back drops at the same time has crazy stars. Pre-release high expectations was there on both of them.

Until the release day, many people even don’t know about All The Best. But it stood in first position at the Box Office. With fresh comedy scenes and tight screenplay it has beaten the remaining two movies.

in All The Best Sanjay Dutt, Fardeen Khan, Ajay Devgan and Mugdha Godse were played the lead roles. Bipasha Basu has appeared in dual role. After watching the movie success. Rohit Shetty has announced the sequel to it. By diwali 2010 it will hit the theaters.

Rohit Shetty is going to replace Bipasha Basu with any other heroine. Bips is not happy with this news. Its common in Bollywood, directors may not considers the same heroine in sequel. But Rohit Shetty has opted Kareena Kapoor for Golmaal 3 who has acted in second part in Golmaal series also. This is also one reason behind Bips angry.

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Upen Patel Tuesday

Aaaaah…

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Bollywood actress linked to Tiger Woods?

Examiner.com and DailyLatestNews.com both report a Bollywood actress is allegedly linked to Tiger Woods.

Lara Dutta, a famous Indian Bollywood actress and a former Miss Universe was rumored to be linked to Woods in 2001. At the time Woods denied the claim.

It was a rumor in 2001 and presently in 2009 but still worth mentioning amidst Woods’ other women.

Read more from the Examiner.com and DailyLatestNews.com

Photo: PicApp

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Love Sex Aur Dhoka - First Look

Cinema is said to be the mirror of the society, to contain this definition, cinema needs to be thoughtful and creative else the essence will be lost. Every year bollywood makes 100’s of films but the success percent is meagerly 1%. Reason, directors think big budget, big stars, eye candy locations and some beautiful songs are the recipe of a successful film and they live it every Friday without remorse.

However, every year the surprise element comes in the shape of low budget films, keeping the essence of creative cinema, be it ‘A Wednesday’, Welcome to Sajjanpur and the list is not so big yet are good in numbers. Expectedly in 2010 we get to see Dibakar Banarjee’s ‘Love Sex Aur Dhoka’, another movie of the same clan.

Dibakar Banarjee is one of the directors who is cut above the rest when it comes to the creative cinema, the ad director when made ‘Khosla ka Ghosla’ no one expected it to work well, forget wonders. The next venture ‘Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye! cemented him as an ace director and comparisons were made to Hrishikesh Mukherjee.

Now, Dibakar is ready with another ‘meaningful’ cinema ‘Love Sex Aur Dhoka’ no wonders if the film hypnotizes the ‘multiplex’ goers once again.

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Priyanka Chopra - The Queen of Bollywood

Many people know tends to Bollywood, Aishwarya Rai, as the queen of Bollywood, but the fans think of Bollywood, knows the truth. Aishwarya Rai may have won Miss World Prize, but she does not meet the Chopara Priyanka, the real beauty of Bollywood. In fact, Priyanka is also a former Miss World and to act in Bollywood films.

Priyanka made his first film in Tamil, or as in Tollywood, Thamizhan in 2002. Film was not so good, but rose star, showed her acting and genuine beautyAnil Sharma "The Hero" and "Andaaz", which went on to win the Filmfare Best Female Debut Award. She is very versatile actor, she for Filmfare Best Villain Award for "Aitraaz" shows. She established herself as an actress in the performance of winning the prize as best actress in the film "Fashion". On the other hand, Aishwarya Rai has won many other awards and has not been celebrated criticism.

Priyanka was Miss Italy in the World and later Miss World in 2000, the fifth Indian.

WhenChopra won the Miss World crown, was fifth Indian woman to win the title. In 2003, "was published in The Hero: Love Story of a Spy", while class C + film, the film was the highest collection survey for 2003. His next film, Andaaz with mega Bollywood star Akshay Kumar has been a great success, earning the Best Female Debut Award and a nomination for Best Supporting Actress Filmfare Filmfare. His greatest success came in the Dharma to fix Dostana Movie ProductionAbhishek Bachchan and John Abraham, are literally the heart of young people excluded in this role. Priyanka started 2009 on another. He received the "Best Actress at Star Screen Award 2008 awarded for her role in Madhur Bhandarkar and actress fashion" Best "15 Lion's Club Awards.

Priyanka is not just the queen of Bollywood, but has also signed contracts with several companies to encourage private and public, retailers, allowing them to the queen of "approval" for the year 2008. Theyleads youth brigade as the face of brands such as Lux, Ponds, Sunsilk, Hero Honda, Nokia, Tag Heuer, J. Hampsted and Virgin Comics.

Priyanka turns bright for another year, with 2 great films for release in 2009, stated objective, which, directed by Vishal Bharadwaj Kaminay and What's Your Rashee? Director: Ashutosh Gowarikar. You can measure their popularity shows with reference to Google trends, a significant increase in the search for Priyanka and her next film. Youtubehas about ten thousand videos with Priyanka is Chopara.

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Chance Pe Dance

Artists: Shahid Kapoor, Genelia D’Souza

Track Listing: Click to Listen Live or Right-Click to Save as MP3.

1. Just Do It

2. One More Dance

3. Pal Mein Hi

4. Pe Pe Pepein

5. Pe Pe Pepein (Duet)

6. Pump It Up

7. Pump It Up (Remix)

8. Rishta Hai Mera

9. Yaba Daba Yahoo

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Aamir Khan the Pucca Idiot, a Three Idiots promotion

Have you been enjoying the 3 Idiots promotion that Aamir Khan has been doing? I have.

Play the Aamir Khan Game at:http://www.idiotsacademy.za…

Solve the clue and you could spend New Year’s Eve with Aamir Khan

The series of clips in the game to promote the movie have Aamir Khan in various disguises and locations in India. They have been quite sweet.  In one of the videos he pops up in a school in Palanpur.  It’s fun to see the students’ reaction to him; they serenade him and he returns the favor by singing the title song from  Taare Zameen Par  to them.  So sweet! Dekh:

 

When Aamir is undercover, not everyone recognises him, and some don’t know who he is even out of disguise. This is one of my favorites so far with Aamir-ji in Tamil Nadu.  His tour guide, Lakshman, really has no idea about who Aamir is, even after he reveals himself.  Enjoy:

Lakshman, don’t make me come all the way to Tamil Nadu, all the way to that monument made from sirf ek pathhar and find you! Lakshman, I will have to give you a tight slap to the face for not knowing Aamir.  But since you do seem to know at least the story of Ghajini , I will not slap you.  I must say if I ever make it to Chennai, I will try and get Lakshman as a guide.

You can view all the game videos HERE. 3 Idiots premiers tomorrow.  If you’d like to find some great translations of the film’s songs, head over to TheBollywoodFan.

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Funniest comeback in Bollywood!

Yeh Dosti Hum Nahin Todenge…. Who can forget this immortal song in Sholay with Jai and Veeru travelling the countryside? It was the first musical number in the blockbuster, where the two heroes burst into a rollicking ’song of the road,’ evoking the antics of Raj Kapoor’s ‘vagabond’ persona of the ’50s. The sidecar, was more than a prop, it was a protagonist that was witness and catalyst to a memorable screen friendship.

Years after Sholay happened, we found the awesome twosome, Munnabhai and Circuit come alive in Lage Raho Munnabhai. The song Bole Toh Bole Woh Kaisi Hogi Hai was probably Hirani’s way of paying a tribute to the Sholay number. After all, this film influenced a whole generation of young filmmakers.

Director Shaad Ali also followed suit in Jhoom Barabar Jhoom. Bobby Deol and Abhishek Bachchan, replicated the Sholay number with Dharmendra and Amitabh’s sons. Unfortunately, the sons didn’t seem to share the same chemistry as their illustrious fathers. The sidecar however, had taken on a sleeker new look.

Shaad Ali’s earlier film, Bunty Aur Babli, also had a scene where one saw Abhishek and Rani fleeing together on a sidecar. Possibly his fascination stems from the fact that he spent his early childhood in Kanpur and Lucknow, where these vehicles are still very popular.

Brace yourselves, for next week, the sidecar makes an appearance yet again in Dhamaal. But this time there are four lovable idiots occupying the machine. Riteish Deshmukh, Javed Jafferey, Arshad Warsi and Aashish Chowdhury seem to be having a blast. Let’s hope they pull off their heist successfully!

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3 Idiots

Artists: Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Boman Irani, Sharman Joshi, Kajol

Track Listing: Click to Listen Live or Right-Click to Save as MP3.

1. Aal Izz Well

2. Give Me Some Sunshine

3. Jaane Nahin Denge Tujhe

4. Zoobi Doobi

5. Aal Izz Well (Remix)

6. Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh

7. Zoobi Doobi (Remix)

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Pimp my cow in Karol Bagh!

Foreigners in India have a tendency to do weird things. The world around is just way to tempting with all the jugaad approach around and limitless opportunities not constrained by any rules – legal or whatsoever – one have to strictly obey. Impossible is nothing (although what’s easy and seem obvious is usually quite difficult – but that’s a different story).

I guess this what I love the most about this wicked country. The limit is your imagination.

Examples? Here you are.

From my own experience – definitely organizing unofficial open championships in Cycle Rickshaw Racing would be shortlisted. You can check the video from this amazing event here .

But we didn’t push it quite as far as these two fellows, who decided to… buy over a cicle and ship it back to the Netherlands! Well – it’s not easy to stand out in terms of style on crowded Amsterdam bike roads, so I think brave Dutchies came up with just the right idea for a big time style manifesto, fantastic ice breaker and – after all – quite a good heartwinner…

There was also an awesome idea of customized hand painted bollywood poster style thanksgiving card made by Dave&Jenny, which is probably the most famous story of all expat stories in Delhi!

But what I came across today on Yuni-Net has just killed me. And reply – even more…

Mr. John (names changed)

” I would like to buy a (female) cow for milk. Preferably black and white, 1-2 years old. Need to export with me in about a year (to EU). Budget is under 1 lakh, but can negotiate if the cow is right. Pls get in touch. Serious inquire.”

Obviously – it wasn’t left without a friendly and informative advice from one of other members.

“I hear that one can get a custom made one in Karol Bhag*, they also appear to do a great paint job.”

No more comments needed I guess. I wish I heard this one earlier, when I was writing about cows in Delhi. It would have made such a brilliant point to this post.

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* - Karol Bagh – one of Delhi markets, famous in particular for being a bike/car repairing/customization center of Delhi.

More customized cows here

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Rocket Singh - Salesman Of The Year Movie Review

Heart-warmer Of The Year

Rating: - * * * * ½

It’s a harsh truth that Bollywood, these days, is ruled by market forces where money is the name of the game. Films are showered with lots of so-called entertaining factors just to attract (or even fool) the masses in order to earn as much revenue as possible in the first three days.

In the midst of such a situation, it takes more than guts not to bow down to the bazaar demands make something right from your heart. Well, Shimit Amin’s Rocket Singh – Salesman Of The Year does the gutsy act and does it victoriously.

Rocket Singh is one of those flicks which reinforces your belief in the three assets called hope, hard work and honesty, which is almost non-existent in today’s movies. Harpreet Singh Bedi aka Rocket Singh (Ranbir Kapoor) has these assets in abundance instead of good marks to show off. He is one contended guy who has no interest in being in the ‘big’ profession of a doctor, engineer, MBA, etc. But little did he know that his assets will turn out to be the reason for his downfall. Despite this, Harpreet decides to fight back.

The presentation of this simple tale is equally simple. For this, Jaideep Sahni deserves tons of accolades for writing a heartwarming story, churning out some out-of-the-ordinary scenes in his screenplay and creating witty, funny as well as heart touching dialogues. In addition, Sahni’s honesty to the subject can be seen from the fact that he has refrained from giving undue importance to the romantic track or other such masala factors.

Add to this director Shimit Amin’s creativity, which can be seen in almost every scene. It’s because of his brilliance that the film turns out to be one of the most entertaining in recent times. In fact, Amin’s effort is at par with his last worshipped flick Chake De! India.

Playing the main lead in such a film is crucial and requires extraordinary talent and Ranbir Kapoor, with this performance, shows that he possesses extraordinary factor. The actor’s presence is enough to keep one glued to the screen as he expresses each emotion with ease.

Amongst the supporting cast, Gauhar Khan, Shazahn Padamsee, Prem Chopra and the actor who played the peon all perform their task perfectly. However, it’s D Santosh (the porn-watching IT guy Giri), the actor who played sales manager and the one who played Ranvir’s boss Puri who manage to surprise everyone with flawless and up to the mark performances, especially D Santosh.

Technical departments don’t disappoint too as Salim-Sulaiman’s amusing background score and Vikas Nowlakha’s apt cinematography suit the subject well. There’s isn’t much scope for Salim-Sulaiman’s music but the song Nikal Padi goes well with the post-interval situation apart from the hit promotional track Pocket Mein Rocket.

Considering everything, Rocket Singh – Salesman Of The Year is a rare gem which succeeds in bringing the spotlight back on honest, meaningful and non-masala cinema. Damn the average opening; the film’s makers and contributors have every reason to be proud.

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DEEPIKA PADUKONE

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REVIEW: Ramchand Pakistani

1-10-2008

No, it isn’t another Khuda Ke Liye (that talked about innocent Muslims caught up in jail after 9/11) but no less in terms of storyline and making. For those who have been following the recent surge of films from Pakistan, watching Mehreen Jabbar’s debut, Ramchand Pakistani, is a moving experience.

Based on an accidental crossing of the India-Pakistan border, Ramchand Pakistani dwells upon the tragedy of hundreds of innocent people from both the countries who suffer in jails, while their devastated families helplessly wait for their return.

It was interesting to see the filmmaker’s attempt to stick to the true story, or so she claims. As it is pointed out at the very beginning that the film has also been shot in the some of the locations where the actual incident took place.

Mehreen Jabbar’s film features a host of Indian and Pakistani artistes. Produced by Mehreen’s father, Javed Jabbar, Ramchand Pakistani is a tale of a poor father and son belonging to Hindu dalit (untouchable) community. They live in the desert village of Bhimra near the Pakistan-India border. The story dates back to the year 2002 when tensions between the two countries flared up following an attack on the Indian Parliament.

It so happens that little eight-year-old Ramchand (Syed Fazal Hussain) unmindfully crosses the demarcated but open border into India. Shankar (Rashid Farooqui), Ramchand’s father follows to get him back. Unfortunately, they get arrested and put behind the bars by Indian security on suspicion of being spies. While the father and son spend five years in prison (with an older Ramchand being played by Navaid), the mother, Champa (Nandita Das), struggles at home, praying for their safe return.

Most of the actors in this film deserve credit for their fine performances. The child actor, Syed Fazal Hussain, playing the younger Ramchand, stands at par with his senior colleagues in his expressions – from childish curiosity, anger, fear, longing to plain jealousy – he does it all naturally. Nandita Das as a hapless mother and wife contemplating suicide and then holding herself back choosing to wait for her son, looks real for sure. But your heart goes out for the desperate father played by Rashid Farooqui who picks up a fight to save his child from a paedophile in the prison. Maria Wasti as Kamla, the feisty prison officer, who initially refuses to take care of Ramchand and later befriends him, is definitely worth a mention.

Certain frames in the film, like capturing the desert skyline of Thar in riveting wide shots, makes for a visual treat. The film has some heart wrenching moments as well. For example the love-hate relationship between the father and son is really touching.

While Khuda Kay Liye was refreshingly bold and non-formulaic, Mehreen’s Ramchand Pakistani runs more on the conventional lines. If one is looking for a hard-hitting film on the lives of innocent prisoners, this is not the one. Here the prison is a bit too clean, the guards are likeable, and the prisoners accept their unjust fate without complaining ever. The film stretches a bit too long in the middle, which takes away the charm for a while.

The soundtrack composed by Indian composer Debojyoti Mishra could have been better. The music, except for one song sung by Shubha Mudgal, fails to touch a chord.

VERDICT: A fine attempt with some noteworthy performances, Ramchand Pakistani is worth a watch.

Rating: 2.5/ 5

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Sizzling Young Bollywood Actress Hot Photos

Bollywood, India’s film industry is one of the the largest in the world, Each year has a new actress or actor turning up and an older one saying goodbye that’s the way the industry works. There are so many actresses coming in bollywood bou who is the young and beautiful! Here is list of top youngest and talented bollywood actresses like Bipasha Basu, Priyanka Chopra, Katrina Kaif, Celina Jailtley, Kareena Kapoor, Sonam Kapoor, Freida Pinto, Genelia D’Souza, Sonal Chauhan and many more.

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Arya 2 Songs Mp3 download

Arya 2 is an upcoming  Telugu movie directed by Sukumar, its a sequel of his previous hit film Arya.

Stylish star Allu Arjun plays the lead role, with Kajal Aggarwal and Shraddha Das as the female leads.

Sony BMG has bagged the music rights of  the film

The movie is tentatively scheduled to be released on November 18th or 25th.

After the release the movie is also going to be relased in Malayalam Language

.:: SONGS LIST ::. Click to download

1. Mr.Perfect : | Download
2. Uppenantha:  | Download
3. Baby He Loves You:  | Download
4. Ringa Ringa: | Download
5. Karige Loga: | Download
6. My Love Is Gone:  | Download
7. Karige Loga (D-Plugged)  Download
8. Mr.Perfect (DSP Mix): | Download

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